{"id":835,"date":"2013-08-16T12:40:49","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T19:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=835"},"modified":"2013-08-16T12:40:49","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T19:40:49","slug":"jack-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=835","title":{"rendered":"Jack Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>First thing in the morning:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nShae: Jackson, do you have to pee?<br \/>\nJack: No. My penis is just sticking up. And big.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>After finding Shae&#8217;s bra on the chair:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nJack: Momma! I found your boobs!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Upon finding Shae and I snuggled up<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nJack: Mommy, why are you guys squished?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First thing in the morning: Shae: Jackson, do you have to pee? Jack: No. My penis is just sticking up. And big. After finding Shae&#8217;s bra on the chair: Jack: Momma! I found your boobs! Upon finding Shae and I snuggled up Jack: Mommy, why are you guys squished?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}