{"id":48,"date":"2008-09-10T01:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-10T01:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=48"},"modified":"2008-09-10T01:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-10T01:25:00","slug":"nesting-leaking-and-peeing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=48","title":{"rendered":"Nesting, Leaking, and Peeing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There hasn&#8217;t been much new happening on the baby front, but I figured I should go ahead and give an update anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Shae hit 35 weeks pregnant yesterday, so it&#8217;s getting close.  The doctor has always said that she&#8217;d like Shae to get to 37 weeks, 36 weeks would be nice, and she wouldn&#8217;t stop them at 35.  I don&#8217;t know exactly what that means except that 35 weeks is way too soon.  Between non-stress tests, weekly checkups, ultrasounds, and whatever else I may have forgotten it seems like Shae visits a doctor&#8217;s office or hospital almost every day.  At any one of these they could decide it&#8217;s time for the kids to come out, so I&#8217;m starting to get the impression I&#8217;m actually going to have kids.  Soon.  Shae has a trip to the doc and an ultrasound scheduled for tomorrow so there should be some updated news.<\/p>\n<p>An update on the prego:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>She pees something like 6000 times a day.  I&#8217;ve given up ever getting through a TV show without pausing for a pee-break.  A movie is completely out of the question.  She says it has something to do with two babies taking turns squeezing her bladder.<\/li>\n<li>About a week ago, Shae informed me that her boobs were leaking.  Uhh&#8230;gross.  That&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got on that topic.<\/li>\n<li>Shae tells me that when we started dating her measurements were something like 36-27-36.  Just for fun, she took her measurements a few days back.  The results: 40-47-40.  Shae thought I should share that.<\/li>\n<li>The other night it almost happened.  I almost had to get up and sleep on the couch.  I know I snore a bit, but I can&#8217;t come close to competing with pregnant Shae snoring.  At one point I had Shae snoring on my left and Lunchbox barking in his sleep on my right.  I kept waiting for them to wake each other up.  Never happened.  Snore, bark, snore, bark, snore, bark&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Yesterday I came home from work to find the laundry hamper almost empty, the bed covered in clean, folded laundry, and missing buttons replaced on about five of my shirts.  I think this is what they call nesting.  I&#8217;ve been trying to get Shae to do some laundry and fix my shirts for almost two years.  So, all I have to do to get my shirts fixed is put up with constant peeing, leaking boobs, and eardrum shattering snoring.  Oh, and spend the next 20-something years of my life taking care of kids.  Totally worth it; I was getting really low on shirts.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That&#8217;s all for now.  Hopefully we&#8217;ll have some more info soon.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;*SNIFF* My cleavage smells like mac and cheese. *SNIFF* No hot dogs though.&#8221; &#8211;Shizzle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There hasn&#8217;t been much new happening on the baby front, but I figured I should go ahead and give an update anyway. Shae hit 35 weeks pregnant yesterday, so it&#8217;s getting close. The doctor has always said that she&#8217;d like Shae to get to 37 weeks, 36 weeks would be nice, and she wouldn&#8217;t stop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pregnant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}