{"id":30,"date":"2008-06-11T05:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T05:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2008-06-11T05:04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-11T05:04:00","slug":"is-this-a-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Is This A Joke?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight Shae informed me that the babies have started producing their own hormones (that&#8217;s right, I still haven&#8217;t blocked her Internet access to the pregnancy websites).  Super.  If I made a list of things Shae needs right now, do you know what would be at the top?  Me neither, but I know what would be at the bottom: more hormones.  Thanks a lot kids.  I have a feeling a lot more work is going to magically appear that will keep me at the office late.  Weird how that works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight Shae informed me that the babies have started producing their own hormones (that&#8217;s right, I still haven&#8217;t blocked her Internet access to the pregnancy websites). Super. If I made a list of things Shae needs right now, do you know what would be at the top? Me neither, but I know what would be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pregnant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}