{"id":27,"date":"2008-05-17T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-17T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=27"},"modified":"2008-05-17T04:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-17T04:00:00","slug":"poops-pickles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=27","title":{"rendered":"Poops &amp; Pickles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess my last post was a day too early.  Today&#8217;s words of wisdom from the prego:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>(Jabbing her stomach) &#8220;Our babies can hear us now if we talk directly to them.  Babies!  Wake up!  I&#8217;m going to keep them awake so when they&#8217;re born they&#8217;ll sleep a lot.&#8221;\n<\/li>\n<li>(At dinner) &#8220;Did you know if you drink a bunch of carrot juice in the morning your babies will like carrots?  Our babies are going to like chicken noodle soup and mac &amp; cheese.  And chai tea frappuccinos.  Ooohh&#8230;that mac and cheese looks good!&#8221; (The kid at the table across from us had a plate of macaroni and cheese.)\n<\/li>\n<li>(Still at dinner) &#8220;Our babies can hear my bowel movements now.  And they can recognize mine.&#8221;  (At this point I tried to figure out what other bowel movements they could hear, but decided not to go there.)  &#8220;Oh, and they can smell things too.&#8221;  (I don&#8217;t know if those statements are related or not, but they came out back-to-back so I&#8217;m assuming they are.)\n<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;They need to make chocolate covered pickles.  Ooh!  With peanut butter!  Yeah&#8230;chocolate covered pickles filled with peanut butter.  They have to be Bubbies pickles though.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess my last post was a day too early. Today&#8217;s words of wisdom from the prego: (Jabbing her stomach) &#8220;Our babies can hear us now if we talk directly to them. Babies! Wake up! I&#8217;m going to keep them awake so when they&#8217;re born they&#8217;ll sleep a lot.&#8221; (At dinner) &#8220;Did you know if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pregnant","category-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}