{"id":25,"date":"2008-05-07T16:27:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-07T16:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=25"},"modified":"2008-05-07T16:27:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-07T16:27:00","slug":"pillow-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Pillow Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was drifting off to sleep last night around 11, the little voice in my bed decided it was time to share more fun facts and thoughts:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you know that our babies can&#8217;t open their eyes?  They can see through their eyelids because their skin is really thin.  Does that mean that their skin is growing in and that before this they didn&#8217;t have any skin at all?  Gross.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have my seat really far forward in my car (to reach the pedals) and I&#8217;m really close to the steering wheel.  My stomach is already almost touching the wheel.  What am I going to do when I get really pregnant?  If I move the seat back I can&#8217;t reach the pedals.  Am I going to need blocks on the pedals so I can reach them?  Maybe I&#8217;ll just recline my seat and drive gansta&#8217; style.  What should my gansta&#8217; name be? Baby Momma? Shizzle?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned for more deep thoughts from Shizzle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was drifting off to sleep last night around 11, the little voice in my bed decided it was time to share more fun facts and thoughts: &#8220;Did you know that our babies can&#8217;t open their eyes? They can see through their eyelids because their skin is really thin. Does that mean that their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pregnant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}