{"id":22,"date":"2008-04-29T04:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T04:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=22"},"modified":"2008-04-29T04:38:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-29T04:38:00","slug":"one-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"One Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yup.  It&#8217;s been one whole year since Shae and I got hitched.  To say it&#8217;s been a busy year would be an understatement.  In the last 12 months we got married, bought a house, got a dog, bought a business, and somehow found the time to knock Shae up (times two).  I need a break.  (Call it a hunch, but I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s gonna happen.)<\/p>\n<p>For our anniversary, Shae got me Mario Kart and a  shirt.  I got her some maternity clothes.  I&#8217;m pretty sure I read somewhere that the first anniversary is the maternity clothes anniversary; the matern-iversary.  Of course, I also let Shae win at Mario Kart as an extra anniversary present.  I&#8217;m way too nice sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>I should also point out that in addition to being our anniversary it&#8217;s also Lunchbox&#8217;s first birthday.  He got a $2 toy.  I hope my kids are that cheap.  (Another hunch, I don&#8217;t think they will be.  I really don&#8217;t like my hunches sometimes.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yup. It&#8217;s been one whole year since Shae and I got hitched. To say it&#8217;s been a busy year would be an understatement. In the last 12 months we got married, bought a house, got a dog, bought a business, and somehow found the time to knock Shae up (times two). I need a break. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lunchbox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelorigans.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}